wow this is my life story in like 30 seconds
wait this is exactly me
the best post i have ever seen in my entire life.
i think this sums up all of tumblr
If you see this, you have been visited by the man himself.
Post this on your blog if you want to have fortune in your life and a greasier hair.
The man himself thinks you’re one hot daddy-o, so do not disappoint him.